CAT MOCKS

Now I could start of by writing about the cat mocks which I am screwing these dayz. But I will not harp on it
Consider this:Which animal do we least fear or is most close to us?
It is certainly not a dog because we tend to chain it and most of us actually fear its larger mates like the German shepherd or other breeds.Given that it protects us in case of theft to a certain extent and it is also useful in case of many hindi movies where it leaps and saves someone like in MAA.Then it is also useful in milaoing the broken hearts like in Hum Aapke Hai Kaun.Though I do hate its street version and actually think that pet animals look best in the neighbor's house.

Then some people have rats.We generally do not find them in the Indian context but we do find them like in "Home alone "series.We also love its role in Mouse hunt when it enters the restricted areas in the women's clothing;).But we do not like it to see our clothes in tatters because it was bit by some lousy rodent and so we adopt ways like the mouse-trap,cats,poison balls,et al.

But the most harmless of all animal is The Cat.We can leave it where ever it can be in the house.There is no need of a leash and it also cleans the home of the unhealthy rodents.
It is ironic that it is the member of the fearsome lion's family.It only drinks milk.So ,it is not a white elephant for us in terms of expenditure.

So please give me best of luck for CAT.

p.s.-This pic is the symbol of an old time cabaret which was closed out .Is is said you could rub shoulders with the most famous men of that time if you happened to be there when it used to exist.

What I have done

Oh you have to watch the movie "Xformers".I watched a downloaded version and am impressed.I will admit that I had never heard about its animation series So there wasn't any real baggage involved either side of the coin.But this one rocks.The plot moves fast and the way the gadgets change :the speed and the style is simply Awe-wait for it-Some.and it just overwhelmed me and everyone else! There was never a dull moment, the acting was first-rate and the seamlessness of the Computer Generated Imagery and live action was taken to another level.The plot is similar to the terminator series but the effects are much much better.When I first saw its trailor I thought that it would be like t-3 (just plain fight and nothing more),but the real movie has got me addicted.
The coolest one is one in which the fighter plane is going to land and it changes it shapes during the landing which is just so perfect and stylish.
Plus they have plugged in two hot girls and the plot looks so complete.
Lastly the the title is so chosen since the title track of the movie is this Linkin Park single.

James Blunt de-briefed

I could not resist telling you about
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/James_Blunt
After this please dont form an opinion about me .I have no feelings for Blunt and I do not intend to hurt his feelings too.I still like his music just that this is a different way to see his music.
I just want to tell that please do not go deep into his music,you will drown.See he is jumping in too.

James Blunt

Ok..now why i chose the topc as James blunt is because I've been listening to "you are beautiful" all day..and it describes my mood for the day.In slumber ,waiting for smthing to happen and extremely listless.It also describes the weather these days, of passing by clouds and not raining.It reminds me of the story I read wen i was young"Love across the salt desert" by "Daruwalla".It was about how there was draught in a village and and the guy goes across the desert and gets his love of life frm across the border like the J.P.Dutta movie "Refugee".Daruwalla describes the girl with such finesse like connoisseurs of women with the description of her voice as tinker bells and her hair that of black clouds.Kareena Kapoor doesnt do justice to the description because one sees her more as a sl*t.
Now I also happen to read the story about james blunt and was surprised to know that he was in the peace keeping forces in kosovo.So being in the bloodiest of civil wars there is always which comes out good.In this case it was his music. Infact it is often said that the best art ,music movie or any piece which beats them all comes wen the head is clear.It comes from the places where people witness civil wars,where there is less of technology and people have a lot of time to think by themselves and think blank probably.Day-dreaming is something which can only happen when one is away from television ,pc,cellphone .A time will come when new ideas will be boring but since the level of the intellect with respect to such things will deteriorate so people will find whatever that exists as good.
Mayb when a nuclear attack will happen everything will be alright and everyone will forget technology for good.
I wish to witness that someday..I do not want to see robots all around me and serving me.And me being lethargic to even press the button.

IIT;)

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/IIT

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Indian_Institute_of_Technology

Spooky Mulder or spooky Shivam

There are good dreams and then there are bad dreams..there are sugar dreams and there are not so sugar dreams..there are normal dreams and not so normal(paranormal).

lets strt off with good and bad dreams ..now anything i say will be cliched.so i will shut up on tht

sugar dreams are those in which u dream abt the girl of ur dreams//mayb the school crush ..or the girl u met in those last days of school:)

then there are non sugar dreams..like smtimes i get infact many times smtimes.I had one a recurring one in which my karate sir is chasing me as a werewolf.I am running and scampering for my life.Then I smhow manage to get apst a door in a shop and lock myself up.Bt the scratches by the werewolf on the door keep scaring me.Now I hav this funny habit tht i know what i am dreaming of so i actually try to control them i.e. my dream abt the karate sir always end at this point where i hear the scratches on the door..
similarly its almost like whenever i am going to die in my dreams or hav the sword hanging by my head ,I jump to the next dream.
A few dayz back I ws going frm my hostel to the hostel gate of college at arnd 10 am.Then the skies became dark and the clouds were staring at me in weird shapes of sm kind of faces as if trying to tell me smthing like a omen or smthing.As i was approaching the hostel gate the person who ws going alongside me got scared since he cudnt see the faces bt ws scared of the weather sinceit hd turned really stormy.Then as i reached the gate the wind try to blow me away it ws a real big storm.I smhow held on to a a pole on the grnd.and I ws lying down facing the winds.I was thinking I would be blown away and smashed to pieces bt then I kept holding on.Then though I woke up like my funny habit so I dont know the end.
There are normal dreams then which we dream of regularly and their are paranormal dreams.
I would say tht I hav alsways been scared of ghosts.Even during my childhood wen i used to watch such movies (in broad daylight),it used to scare me off.My siister sititng besides me would keep on laughing .I dont know on me or the ghosts:)Bt nowadayz I am not scared of them since i adopted the approach of laughing at them long time back so the it held back my fear(it used to be more of a show then bt now I dont get scared)Past sm time I hav been hooked to supernatural series and x-Files so I hav developed a good bit of interest in it.I wouldnt mind being called spooky shivam like the x-files protagonist;)
I do get spooky dreams bt they are harmless since they are really manifestations of my mind ,actually manipulations of the supernatural series.So I almost always solve the cases in them.
I really like people who remember their dreams a lot ,becoz it tels a lot abt their subconscious thought.

The Wats Up syndrome

The one thing that dipleases me on orkut and another friend(to-shit) of mine is wen sm lame guy asks you wassup?


I know loads hav been written about it and loads will be writtten time and again.


Its just a race to ask the other person wassup?


wen u use IM then i actually race with the person i am chatting with to write "wassup" or the still shorter version "ssup".It gives me such a feeling of relief that atleast i am one up with the person.


and coming back to the orkut chats,it strts with hi wassup


then the other person replies ..wahi normal life..nothing special..or watching movies ..passing time..or vellying out..and the best thing to say is "yaar papers chal rahe hai .so kinda busyy.."(this onei designed with toshit..we constantly poke fun at the ssup type of ppl)the last one actually persuades the other person to stop bothering you with stupid wassup..and actually come to the point(which is generally not htere..)..
and then the other gives sm other lameduck answers..and then a sweet little bye..

I actually got a brilliant idea wen sunita williams came back and monsoons arrived in Mumbai

u can actually reply"I dont think much is up..bt everything is coming down for sure..sunita williams came down..rain is pouring downn ..and the indian team is forever down:D"

though even i border smtimes on this kinda of personality(my 2000 smthing scraps are a testimony to tht).bt It has dawned upon me tht i shud get a life..(p.s. :no puns intended.there was a lovely article about secondlife.com in MINT this saturday)


Now this one a a lil cliched and everyone knows abt it ..bt i stil hav to mention it .
The picture describes my feelong completely.And many like me hav encountered it;).