Amchi Mumbai...

Following are sm of the status and dialogues of my frens regarding the Mumbai blasts::

India is the favorite sex toy of the terrorist..
What does it take to eliminate a nation of 250million..once and for all..
Political Impotency...
Terror Trail..
The Joke is on India..
AAkrosh...
WTF...
And how many deaths will it take till we know, that too many people have died? --- Bob Dylan
Why do we alwayz blame a foreign hand ..where is that hand all the time..
By resigning u cant wash your hands off ur not doing anything..u shud be tried..
Why do we need to have a conference and party meet and round table meetings to decide the course of action ..its pretty simple
evade taxes - buy guns
Example of consistency...Left opposes constitution of anti-terror agency

Single's Day

a couple of days ago or yesterday i think was Happy Single's Day...
and i just cudnt help feeling lonely.....and even more lonely as i write this..

My Feelings..

As you all know, I recently overcame a traumatic and life threatening experience. While I appreciate the “get well” cards and muffin baskets you’ve been so kind to send, many of you are under the impression that the 83 major and minor bone fractures (heh) were the most serious injuries I suffered. False. All the time I was fighting a far more insidious and debilitating condition. Feelings.

During my courageous battle against Feelings I discovered, in shock, that the medical establishment has done very little research on this crippling affliction. In fact some physicians even went so far as to claim Feelings aren’t even a life-threatening disease! Luckily for you my PhD has qualified me to assemble this informative medical pamphlet for any of you who fear you may have contracted Feelings.

Keep fighting...

ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM FEELINGS?

What Are Feelings?

Feelings are a tender emotional state that develop when a male becomes fixated on a single female to the exclusion of others.

Early Warning Signs

When you’re around one particular chick, you experience:

•Pounding Heart
•Dry Mouth
•Nausea
•Inability to speak
•Sweating
•Desire to say flattering things

If undiagnosed, these warning signs can quickly develop into the full blown disease…

Symptoms

•Warm fluttery feelings in stomach
•Lightheadedness
•An unexplained urge to watch Love Actually
•Sudden increase in cuddling occurrences
•Brunch cravings
•Explosive monogamy
•Happiness
•Failure to notice other hot women
•Crosswording

Transmission

Though correlation remains scientifically inconclusive, studies indicate “hand holding” may play a role in spreading Feelings from one person to another.

Treatment

At this time the only treatment for Feelings is a multi-week course in Other Women. If symptoms persist, repeat course at a higher dosage. NOTE: This treatment can result in harmful side-effects which I think you can think on your own..:P.

“Together we can end Feelings”

Crude Oil is crude

Now it has been a rough ride for all the people and economies of the world in near past ..and mite be in the near future..but wat i know is that crude oil is having its own ride..down to arnd 60$ frm a a high of 147$ things dont seem to be settling down.....and its bloody volatile..I dont know how it ws about 3-4 years ago..though it gives an opportunity to earn but to lose big too..
wat i knw right now is that I have a CAT paper at the end of the week and I am bloody like a washerman's dog..neither full-time CAT preparation and neither learning that much in trading..
Its a big confused environment for me..

thought for the moment

Now this is dedicated to one of my very gud friends...(I refrain from using "best friend" since I think that all my gud friends are my best friends..and I generally cant distinguish..)
Moving on....I have this habit that I try to learn one good habit from every friend i make or know...it can be anything...It can be how to talk well of others...or refraining from negative thoughts/talk....pragmatism...how not to make others yearn for you to say and instead just say ....
This one is dedicated to the friend who made me learn a couple of things...amongst them the prime thing is Sunsigns...Ok..now you may think how is this gud/bad...bt lemme begin to talk ...I made this friend iin the last days of my school...I wrote in this friend's slam book at the end of the school days my bday and other random stuff..
anywayz cut to the point i meet this person after more than 4 years ..and the person remembers my sunsign...which tells my bday in a 30 day range....like rough idea of the month it is..
and bloody me dint even know which half of the year (that wud have been the precision of 180 dayz to the very least..)..so till that point I never used to feel the need to remember anyone's bday and was pretty cold-blooded about my bday too..bt i felt so nice and good that I decided to remember the bday of every friend i make and I also nowadayz make a point to remember the sunsign and the various stuff related to that...and discussing with this friend(before this i used to give a damn to all the hororscopes and sunsign talk..which i think is pretty crap even now..)...but i learnt that people appreciate it if u know and also cud make a gud talking point...
anywayz i am listening to these song ...halifax's straight up and def leppard's hysteria.