call (a) girl

Now many of you mst have seen the axe-effect ad where in a girl writes her phone no. on the car window after smoking it with her breath...well I had watched the ad a couple of times..and a few days back i took the plunge..I called that no(+919987333333).....and I suspected that it mite be either sm call girl service or mayb there wud be a prize in store for me for actually callin that no.(well who really does.)But it turned out to be jjst an axe-effect service...well lets see how the conversation went...(lets calll the recorded girl's voice as CG for call girl)
CG-Welcome to Axe-effect To continue press 1 to end press 2
Me-1.
CG-Hey..Neha here...so would you like to take me out on your car..To say yes press 1 to say no press 2
Me-1
CG-(in a slightly sleazy voice)--well you know how to impress girls..so I have a friend who would like to see you...if you want To say yes press 1 to say no press 2
Me-1
CG-Well I have got sm guy on my hand ;)..So Natasha would like to wake you up in the morning and talk to you then..wat say..if you want To say yes press 1 to say no press 2
Me-1
CG-for 7:30 am press 730
Me-850
CG-So Natasha would wake you at 8:50 for the next five days..

Well I did not get the call next morning...bt i got it the next day..I missed it..bt they messaged me that I jst dint pick up the phone..:) (I was sleeping)


I am listening to Poker Face by Lady Gaga..I jst love lady gaga..her previous song Just Dance is a must listen..

mutual crush

I dont really need to describe "Mutual Crush"..its self-explanatory....its jst another thing i came across like the "Backup" thing..in which u keep a backup with a good friend in case nothing turns out,infact no-one turns up in your life...:)
Another one: part-time lover and full time friend..

Hope is the worst investment strategy

Casting Couch

"Whether you’re hiding from the KGB, working as 007, or pretending you’re a married man to please your mother, every now and again you’ll find it necessary to create an alternate life. And while you can get alarmingly far with just a bogus ,doctored passport, and a set of Armani glasses, eventually you’ll need to produce a human being to corroborate your story. That’s when you’ll need an actor.

“But actors are whiny and self-centered.” True, but they’re also professional liars and –- as an added bonus –- very, very hot :).

“How do I go about hiring these masters of deceit?” You’ll need to generate a character description and post it with a casting service or local newspaper. Before you complain about all that work, remember: You’ll be rewarded with hundreds of pictures of hot strangers(read girls only) sent right to your home...free.

Below are some notices I sent out recently when trying to cast a fake family so that my mother would love me. Enjoy!

CASTING CALL!

Role:Mrs. Goel. My Fortuitous wife ... Despite birthing a son has not lost her figure. In fact, might look better than she used to.

Project: “The Goels” on the lines of The Simpsons(I have never really watched it beyond 2 minutes..bt wud want to sm day) A living theater experiment in which we fool my mother into thinking I have a wife and son. Intermittent gigs over the next twenty years.

Director:Ofcourse me – the visionary web-cam auteur who brought you raw classics

Pay: Scale.

Seeking: Female, 18 – 29, energetic, extremely attractive. Like, at least a 9.

Skills:

1. -- Hot -- like, at least a 9
2. -- Must provide own swim suits(ok ok ..i can do that myself)...whatever “sexy outfits” a married women might have
3. -- Willingness to perform own stunts
4. -- Willing to do anything for the scene

Notes:

1. -- Other minute details are negotiable in the contract..
   
2. -- Great first-time role: U cud be on ur way to bollywood..u knw how niche' roles get u those damn awards
   

Please send headshots, resumes, and other pictures to shivamgoel@gmail.com

Epilogue:am listening to pretty much those old songs only...

valkyrie

i saw this movie valkyrie..every1 knows wats it abt..bt for me a die hard hitler fan..it was a manna frm heaven...
though the movie revolved arnd a coup to upstage hitler..even then I think i liked it..
first of all before this movie I used to think that coup's are a waste of a time.(after watching so many of them amngst our neighbouring countries...)bt i got to see that it can be meaningful too..and there is no right and no wrong..its jst a victor who frames the history according to his view..
Infact i wudnt be wrong to say that i have developed a fascination for coup..the power play, the strategy and the tactics..and the utter fear of everything going just bloody wrong big time..you sure will be castrated for that...:).
the bottomline though is that there is no wron and no right..u hav to take side during the war and during peace time...this can be good or bad...it can be helpful and can go wrong in a big way..
.the question is is remaining neutral a better solution ...or is taking a risk of taking sm1's side better....
I dont knw reallly..
am listening to Human by Killer these days...


P.S.: as my friend Deepak Misra suggested to me ..its better to propose to her and take that risk than just being remaining a neutral friend forever..pretty true..