Saturday, October 20, 2012

Swedish House Mafia - Save the world One Last time

So this year is turning up to be quiet a thing for me on the musical front. Attended David Guetta ( and a surprise visit by Akon) ..and now Swedish House Mafia's One Last Tour....and that too at Mahalakshmi Race Course..I think these guys are doing a super job by getting them in our very own Mumbai..
Kudos Nikhil Chinnappa and Submerge..Have been Nikhil's fan since around 10-12 years atleast!

http://sunburn.in/onelasttour/
http://www.onelasttour.com/home/

This year has been awesome music wise, but the last was a bit of disaster as I got a couple of my teeth broken on Christmas party while dancing away in London..

People there are still tickets left....i dont need to say more!!!


Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Satyameva Jayate : Just a review

Now I think this might seem a bit against the public sentiment, but had a little conversation after watching the latest Satyameva Jayate..comments are Welcome!!

1st Person: satyamev jayate is big crap
jst like news channel shows doing sting ops
bas use thoda decent bana diya hai
with aamir khan
sensationalize things

2nd Person: ok

1st Person: yes it exposes issues

2nd Person: so?

1st Person: nt there will be a change
itni cheezo pe news channel pe bhi aata hai
kabhi kuch hua to hai nhi
basically i am sceptical and cynical that ways
solution aayegi?
faltu TRP ke liya banaya gaya hai
i think
india news channel etc pe bhi to yahi sab aata rehta hai din bhar
its nt much different

2nd Person: tu itna senti kahe ko ho raha hai?

1st Person: abe log itna isko praise kar rahe hai isiliye

2nd Person: aamir khan thihnks that 3 idiots is not inspired by chetan bhagat's first novel 5 point someone
what do you think of him now?

1st Person: dint get u..
what are u trying to say

2nd Person: aamir khan is not god
but others are so bad that he looks like a god
he is much better than every one else
but others are so so bad
that's the only reason he's shining

1st Person: its ntt tht gr8..jst normal..

2nd Person: now chill

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Sachin's Appraisal(from someone's facebook)

Appraisal of Sachin Tendulkar!!!!

Dhoni - kya hal hai sachin

sachin - bas badiya sir , aap batao .

D - bas yar chal raha hai

S - aur bataiye

D - chalo yar , ab tum to intne senior aadmi ho , kar lete hain appraisal discuss

S - haan , vaise is bar to mene milestone bhi achieve ( mahashatak ) kar liya hai

D - haan vo to hai , par team ko fayda nahi hua na , team har gai aur vaise bhi kamjor team ke against kiya hai

S - mera goal to pura hua na sir ----

D - yar goal ka to esa hai ki , ab dekho goal aur attribute main kitna antar hai tumher ( goal -test main 51 shatak ) aur attribute ( one day main -49) ye antar nahi hona chahiye tha na .. dono par dhayan dena chahiye

S - hamm

D - onsite se bhi is bar feedback achha nahi hai

S - onsite se ?

D - haan , tum england se bich main hi lot aaye , jab team ko jarrorat thi aur australia main kuch khas nahi kiya

S - par main bimar ho gaya tha sir , england main .

D - yar hari bimari to sabke sath lagi rahti hai , tum jaise senior aadmi se ummed ki jati hai ki desh hit (Function hit) me kuch pain loge

S - ab kya bolu main , australia main to sab perform nahi kiye

D - yar ... ab tum kya apne aap ko manjo tiwari se comapre karoge .. kohli ko dekho.........kitan mast khela..

D- ab itna senior ho gaye to main expect karta hun ki thoda training vaining bhi doge team ko ? vo naya ladka .. kya nam hai yar uska .. haan dinda.. ashok dinda use thoda sikhao ?

S - Dinda ???? , are vo to fast bowler hai .. main ya sikhaun use

D- ab ye hi to problem hai yar .. tum details me ghus jate ho, induction plan bana hai.. use samja do .. kya hota hai fast bowling main .. daud ke aana hai gend patakni hai aur kya bas plan banao .. excel update karo .. ho gai training.

S - ...........silence.......

D - ab dekho ye goal hai relationship level contribution isme kya kiya

S - are kafi advt aur endoresement kiye hain mene

D- offo , yar vo to personal go gaya na .. tumhara hai vo to hame kya fayada company kokya fayda ..relationship level goal jaise fixing etc.

S - fixing ..

D - haan ab dekho tum khel kar (kam khatam kar ke) ghar nikal lete ho , last week hi ek deal final karni thi.. fix karna tha... tumhara phone not reachable . idhar chennai vale meri jan kha rahe the... hamne dal diya ki tum 10 run banaoge tumne us din 25 bana diye .. pata nahi kitne metrics bana ke dene pade muje justify karne ke liye..

S .....silence...

D- aur yar ye kya bal val badva liye hain .. thoda TCOC ka ddhayan rahko S - TCOC ?

D - had hai bhai 20 sal se kya kar rahe ho , Tata code of conduct .. ab mere kitne bade bal the tumeh pata hai.. mene bhi to katvaye hain .. ab is budape main tum kyo ye chhichora pan kar rahe ho

S - thik hai katva lunga..

D- aur koi release (sanyas) ka plan to nahi hai na ?

S- are nahi sir , ab itna kam karke (peak par pahunch ke) release thodi na lunga D- haan yar agar mood ho to pahle hi bata dena , curve us hisab se fit karna hoga D - achha , any thing from your side..

S -- BAND kya hoga mera ...

D - yar dekho main to apni taraf se best try kar raha hun par tumhe pata hai ki BAND to BCCI hi decide karti hai .. vo to pawar saab hi decide karenge...

Sunday, March 11, 2012

David Guetta : the god himself




David Guetta is god to me in Music..I was lucky to get a chance to see him play live music yesterday..the strobe lighting and the music was super fundoo..Have probably been never satisfied with anything so much..it was made better by the special appearance of Akon..nice crowd and great, super awesome music..would want to write more..but words are not enough to cover him.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

VJ=3

This goes out to this special lady in my life called VJ..she is a star and a class apart..and I must say I have been impressed thoroughly..was not love at first sight but somehow destiny has conspired for us to get together..so it has been all good till now..and I hope its a happily ever after as well..
Well I don't believe in numerology, but I do like numbers..simple facts..our DOB are march and June.both multiple of 3..our day of birth is 9 and 30 ..multiples of 3 again..i find her beautiful like Penelope cruz who was the youngest amongst her siblings and the third one like VJ..i nickname VJ as Viru which is nickname of Virendra Sehwag who is again the youngest and the third child of his parents..

Did I ever tell myself how lucky I am

I am from IITDelhi and we(IITians ) have a peculiar habit ..we are never satisfied ..and I speak with authority for most of our breed..The day we are born, we get this thing which we call in hindi as CHUL..we are restless..always going for the better thing( which is good in a way)..Grass is greener on the other side..we always see it green..i think there is some thing embedded in our eyes only..
anyways I came across this wonderful children's poem..."Did I ever tell you how lucky you are " or should I say "Did I ever tell myself how Lucky I am"..it goes out to all those unsatisfied people like me..:)
 
When I was quite young
and quite small for my size,
I met an old man in the desert of Drize.
And he sang me a song I will never forget.
At least, well, I haven’t forgotten it yet.
He sat in a terribly prickly place.
But he sang with a sunny sweet smile on his face.

When you think things are bad,
when you feel sour and blue,
when you start to get mad…
you should do what I do!
Just tell yourself, Duckie,
you’re really quite lucky!
Some people are much more…
oh, ever so much more…
oh, muchly much-much more
unlucky than you!
Be glad you don’t work on the Bunglebung Bridge
that they’re building across Boober Bay at Bumm Ridge.
It’s a troublesome world. All the people who’re in it
are troubled with troubles almost every minute.
You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot,
for the places and people you’re lucky you’re not!
Just suppose for example,
you lived in Ga-Zayt
and got caught in the traffic
on Zaty Highway Eight!
Or suppose,
just for instance,
you lived in Ga-Zair
with your bedroom up here
and your bathroom up THERE!
Suppose, just suppose, you were poor Herbie Hart,
who has taken his Throm-dim-bu-lator apart!
He never will get it together, I’m sure.
He never will know if the Gick or the Goor
fits into the Skrux or the Snux or the Snoor.
Yes, Duckie, you’re lucky you’re not Herbie Hart
who has taken his Throm-dim-bu-lator apart!
Think they work you too hard…?
Think of poor Ali Sard!
He has to mow grass in his uncle’s back yard
and it’s quick-growing grass
and it grows as he mows it.
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.
And all that his stingy old uncle will pay
for his shoving that mower around in the hay
is the piffulous pay of two Dooklas a day.
And Ali can’t live on such piffulous pay!
SO…
He has to paint flagpoles
on Sundays in Grooz.
How lucky you are
you don’t live in his shoes!
And poor Mr. Bix!
Every morning at six,
poor Mr. Bix has his Borfin to fix!
It doesn’t seem fair. It just doesn’t seem right,
but his Borfin just seems to go shlump every night.
It shlumps in a heap, sadly needing repair.
Bix figures it’s due to the local night air.
It takes him all day to un-shlump it.
And then…
the night air comes back
and it shlumps once again!
So don’t you feel blue. Don’t get down in the dumps.
You’re lucky you don’t have a Borfin with shlumps.
And, while we are at it, consider the Schlottz,
the Crumple-horn, Web-footed, Green-bearded Schlottz,
whose tail is entailed with un-solvable knots.
If he isn’t muchly
more worse off than you,
I’ll eat my umbrella.
That’s just what I’ll do.
And you’re lucky, indeed, you don’t ride a camel.
To ride on a camel, you sit on a wamel.
A wamel, you know, is a sort of a saddle
held on by a button that’s known as a faddle.
And, boy! If your old wamel-faddle gets loose,
I’m telling you, Duckie, you’re gone like a goose.
And poor Mr. Potter,
T-crosser,
I-dotter.
He has to cross t’s
and he has to dot i’s
in an I-and-T factory
out in Van Nuys!
Oh, the jobs people work at!
Out west, near Hawtch-Hawtch,
there’s a Hawtch-Hawtcher Bee-Watcher.
His job is to watch…
is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee.
A bee that is watched will work harder, you see.
Well…he watched and he watched.
But, in spite of his watch,
that bee didn’t work any harder. Not Mawtch.
So somebody said,
“Our old-bee-watching man
just isn’t bee-watching as hard as he can.
He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
The thing that we need
is a Bee-Watcher-Watcher!”
WELL…
The Bee-Watcher-Watcher watched the Bee-Watcher.
He didn’t watch well. So another Hawtch-Hawtcher
had to come in as a Watch-Watcher-Watcher!
And today all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch
are watching on Watch-Watcher-Watchering-Watch,
Watch-Watching the Watcher who’s watching the bee.
You’re not a Hawtch-Watcher. You’re lucky, you see!
And how fortunate you’re not Professor de Breeze
who has spent the past thirty-two years, if you please,
Trying to teach Irish ducks how to read Jivvanese.
And think of the
poor puffing Poogle-Horn Players,
who have to parade
down the Poogle-Horn Stairs
every morning to wake up
the Prince of Poo-Boken.
It’s awful how often
their poogles get broken!
And, oh! Just suppose
you were poor Harry Haddow.
Try as he will
he can’t make any shadow!
He thinks that, perhaps, something’s wrong with his Gizz.
And I think that, by golly, there probably is.
And the Brothers Ba-zoo.
The poor Brothers Ba-zoo!
Suppose your hair grew
like theirs happened to do!
You think your unlucky…?
I’m telling you, Duckie,
some people are muchly,
oh, ever so muchly,
muchly more-more-more unlucky than you!
And suppose that you lived in that forest in France,
where the average young person just hasn’t a chance
to escape from the perilous pants-eating-plants!
But your pants are safe! you’re a fortunate guy.
And you ought to be shouting, “How lucky am I!”
And , speaking of plants,
you should be greatly glad-ish
you’re not Farmer Falkenberg’s
seventeenth radish.
And you’re so, so lucky
you’re not Gucky Gown,
who lives by himself
ninety miles out of town,
in the Ruins of Ronk.
Ronk is rather run-down.
And you’re so, so, So lucky
you’re not a left sock,
left behind by mistake
in the Kaverns of Krock!
Thank goodness for all of the things you are not!
Thank goodness you’re not something someone forgot,
and left all alone in some punkerish place
like a rusty tin coat hanger handing in space.
That’s why I say, “Duckie!
Don’t grumble! Don’t stew!
Some critters are much-much,
oh, ever so much-much,
so muchly much-much more unlucky than you!”
—Dr. Seuss

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Heart Broken

Heart Broken...For the first time in my life I have broken sm1's heart so badly and have had mine broken even more badly...I feel depressed...i am already having those symptoms....dont feel like doing a thing even...

Thursday, July 15, 2010

love @maths

Some one has written:

Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories:
Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet.
Of tangent lines, who were together once but then parted forever.
And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but could never be together...



concentric circles!!!
its just diameter which crosses the center - happy ending :-)
and there are the lines in different planes which will always have a same shortest distance maintained for life....what we call the friend's zone :)

Another one <>
Expected versus Actual Value of Love verus Time

Expected Value function y = logx where y = love & x = time

Actual value function is lognormal function with asymptotic curve leading to '0'. "


Sunday, June 13, 2010

heartbreakers

I am a terribly distracted guy...I dont know why....but its in the structure of my genes...
anyways..was talking to a friend..and were generally talking about how airport terminals have separate terminals for arrivals and departures...atleast in whichever ones we have been too..
The theory is that the 30,000 heartbreakers that arrive in the city dont see the 30,000 heartbreakers leaving this city.......Me I guess still want to hang in here..

Another conversation with a friend...
Friend:: Do you ever feel you've become the worst version of yourself? That a Pandora's box of all the secret, hateful parts - your arrogance, your spite, your condescension - has sprung open? Someone upsets you and instead of smiling and walking away, you zing them? "Hello, it's Mr Nasty." I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about..
Me:: No, I know exactly what you mean, and I'm completely jealous. What happens to me when I'm provoked is that I get tongue-tied and my mind goes blank. Then I spend all night tossing and turning trying to figure out what I should have said. What should I have said, for example, to a person who recently belittled my existence?
Friend:: But then, on the other hand, I must warn you that when you finally have the pleasure of saying the thing you mean to say at the moment you mean to say it, remorse inevitably follows.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

war time

I have always had a fascination with wars..World War I and WW II ...when people said that there will be world war III in 1999 (as predicted by Nostradamus), i was very happy.We will be able to watch the war live on TV..
i have been reading a lot of quotes on wars of late...the best that I have liked are...."there shall be peace even we have to fight for it"..I found an interesting blog...diary of a white indian housewife....the girl is a damsel i have to agree...on all counts..gives a very new perspective as the name suggest....this is turning into a nightmarish blogging..random thoughts .....well today i am supporting germany ....my favorite country besides Spain..and Argentina(only because of Messi and the lovely girls that originate in the south-american country...)
whateve...

Sunday, May 30, 2010

saw the sweetest thing today.....

Well i have been talking a lot about what i have been dreaming off late..i initially meant to write one again here..but have kind of forgotten it right now..this one was bad one though..and it completed..

sweetest thing is the movie..i will just log off..now..
listening to Noise by tokio hotel ...and memories by david guetta these days

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Keep Dreaming...

well i just had an awesome dream ..basically nightmare..i thought i should write it down before I forget..
well me and my friends are stuck in some kind of cave/dark cell..we are all mighty scared..there is an opening and but such scary noises are coming over there that we cannot even dare to go that side...then 2 of us i.e. me and ashish finally decide to act a little courageous and try to find a way out...We do not know if this will be foolishness or bravery..then when we reach there..we see there is a bar which is blocking the way and loud noise is coming from the tip which is tied down....we imagine that it will be dangerous to cross it...since maybe there is some kind of force field which will blow us apart if we try to cross..and beyond the bar we can see an open jungle/green area kinds..
and a jeep waiting just outside the cave..then out of a rush of blood...I jump the bar ..and wow..nothing happens...i run to the jeep and ask ashish also to come over...we will be free..woow...
he jumps ..i start the jeep with a big whirl...and off we go...but then suddenly both of realize that something is seriously wrong....we donot see anyone outside..IS THIS A TRAP?? then as we go on the road ahead..we see zombies..and mummies..and scary creatures..we try to dodge them...then there is a whole army of those..scary..ugly...horrifying...
and my dreams just ends there..
well i am looking forward to the movie...Prince of Persia..reminds of childhood days when we used to play that game...

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

broodish

well i have not been broodish in more than a year now..i think its about time that i give in..i am closing in on a 25th birthday and i know what a quarter life crisis means in full blow.. its also been delayed by the fact that my song collection has very few sad /slow songs..but I am almost on my limits now..i just google and came to know that there is no word like broodish...brood is there and brooding is there...but you get my mood right..
god save my soul...I need some serious motivation right now...
i will go to sleep now..

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Bas itna sa khwab hai


ok...first the title..its taken frm a PYT's status on gtalk..and why bas itna sa khwaab...I will explain that later
now the blog...I have been having kind of weird dreams of late..in the latest one my family that includes my mom ,sister and me are taken by FBI on a secret mission ..kinda of super cool..right...weird in the sense that why they did not take my dad..I can think of some conspiracy theory on that..If any one of you has seen Alias on Axn (I have always had a thing for Sydney Bristow aka Jennifer Garner...man she is so smart and hot..)then they would know that maybe my dad is working for FBI or better still double crossing them by working with the Neo-KGB aka Russian network...now why the dream/khwaab is bas itna sa..because I donot remember what happens after that..I am looking for answers ..because the Truth is Out there..:P(just trying to be cheeky here.)

Thursday, May 6, 2010

I ,Me,Myself




This is again going to be jst a meaningless juxtaposition of random thoughts..I have yet to decide what the title should be ..But we should be able to work it out by the end of it..
I was just wondering how animals and humans are different..Animals just need one set of voice/vocal noise to say what they want..Dogs just bark .......Similarly Cats need a meow..and its superior in the Cat family(Lion/Tiger) just need to roar..and it all the permutations are able to convey a vast majority of meaning.( hunt that cat in a pack,Let's all fly south now!" or "Tiger on the prowl! Form an orderly stampede!)
on the other end of it..humans use a vast, seemingly infinite array of utterances to convey just one meaning: "Me! Me! Look at me! I am important! My opinions matter!
whatever..I have got the title now..which I have put it there..ciao

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Information OVERLOAD


Well..the question is how much can we keep in our head..
To put it another way..I am saying that I have a very good memory ...Well I was aware of this condition a few years back when I was studying but I had been able to keep it down until about the start of this year...you know how people say that I can forgive but cant forget..It is literally true in my case..I seem to remember even the minutest of things..and not only of a little time back..but from my very existence..and I seem to be getting a little hopeless in this regard..and desperate too..Its not only when I meet people but also in my dreams..Its beginning to haunt me now..Sometimes it looks like I don't have a life probably or don't have many things happening for me so I seem to remember tidbits things too..I think there should be some medical condition for this ..I am sick I think..I already had a hyperactive/restlessness syndrome..then I seem to be happy for mostly no reasons(Serotonin hormone is one explanation)..and now this memory condition too..
Now I want to say that I don't remember the song I have been listening too..but I can't help
I am listening to to a lot of trance and a Plushgun-Just Impolite

Sunday, April 25, 2010

wonder years


while I have started writing this blog..I still havnt thought of the title..we will work tht out by the end of this mayb...
so lets talk about wat has been up in eevery1's lives ..lets start wid me..
well have been partying a lot certainly..and havnt been better wid tht aspect..
luking fwd to a bit of adventure trip in the next 2 months..mayb hiking/trekking rock climbing..
had sm frens over frm bombay a couple of weeks back..
and yea..managed to pull up a reunion sort of a thing ..4 school frens..and one of our favorite class teacher..i dint think it before tht ..bt we all met after abt 10 years..and i mst say nobody had changed much..except fr 1 person (and only i believed tht ..the rest four disagreed on this bit)
it ws such a welcome thing..meeting frm a time wen we were all teens to now quite an adult..into careers..trying to make smthing of ourselves..sm of turned into drinkers too..vich i never thought wud happen in the first place ..our teacher she remembered so many things frm those years..her memory ws razor sharp..and her voice ws like a young girl....and the discussions of all amongst the class who got married ..to whom..how it happened..how they are doing..wat not...it ws a moment to be..and ya ..we got our teacher a wine bottle..as a gift..bt it turned out none amngst her family actually drank....
this reunion ws worth quite a bit..then we managed to pull each other's legs..like the school years..about girlfriends and random stuff..sm girl u thought ws cute and all..hahah..it ws fun..
now i knw wat the title shud be .."reunion" or "wonder years".i think wonder years luks gud.
can also see the connection wid the serial ..
with ttht i wud also put on suggestion the vitamin c graduation song..

Monday, March 29, 2010

vous rencontrer à nouveau

I meet you over and over again.Just when I start to think I am getting over you,we meet again..and though u pretend to be different you still are the same...so when do we stop meeting/talking to actually resolve this thing..i cant turn off my feelings like a switch..will alwayz be ur admirer no matter what..what should i do to probably escape this thing..this thing I end up doing for you...with you ..Next time i meet you probably in the next life..lets make this very clear frm thee outset ..you knw jst cut to the chase...there is no need to be formal..we have met now.so we donnt hav to strt all over again..jst take it from here..and keep it really clear fr me.so that i dont waste myself pondering and probably writing again in my next life..lets decide from the very outset what we will do if the course of events end up being the same..and lets just soften the blows..or we can jst decide it before hand that we wont waste so much of our emotional energy on being just Friends..or as you say best friends..but i still think it will alwayz be the same..you will alwayz be this charming...and I will alwayz be an easy prey for you..
for those of you who dont knw what the title means:"Meeting you again"

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Black and white

well i have not as yet decided the topic of this blog..well smthing came up to my mind a few dayz back...I dont knw if i have mentioned it before or not bt I am a Gemini..So a typical two-face with mood swings ..mood swings is smthing i have been able to restrict for quite smtime..bt two-facedness has become a self-fulfilling prohecy to me..I act as I deem fit and as I wish..a friend pointed out to me being too philosophical..Bt i luv philosophy ..the way it jst makes things remain grey and the fact tht u cant really tell the answer to everything...Though I alwayz want clarity and things to be black and white...The best thing about my job is tht the performance is all white and black..there is nothing right and nothing wrong..u can see watever u do in front of you...
i think i will jst put the title as black and white..

Saturday, February 20, 2010

quote unquote

a funny quote i found on internet..depicts a life of a trader
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.