I see

I read this story (frm Allan Pease's book)about how we donot see wat we can see.
And i thought tht i mst share it with ya.

Two men were walking through the woods when they came
across a big deep hole.
'Wow ... that looks deep,' says one. 'Let's toss a few pebbles
in and see how deep it is.'
They threw in a few pebbles and waited, but there was no
sound.
'Gee - that is a really deep hole. Let's throw one of these
big rocks in. That should make a noise.'
They picked up two football-sized rocks and tossed them
into the hole and waited, but still they heard nothing.
'There's a railway sleeper over here in the weeds,' said one.
'If we toss that in, it's definitely going to make some noise.'
They dragged the heavy sleeper over to the hole and heaved it
in, but not a sound came from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appeared,
running like the wind. It rushed towards the two men and ran
right between them, running as fast as its legs could go. Then
it leaped into the air and disappeared into the hole. The two
men stood there, astonished at what they'd just seen.
Out of the woods came a farmer who said, 'Hey! Did you
guys see my goat?'
'You bet we did! It was the craziest thing we've ever seen! It
came running like the wind out of the woods and jumped
into that hole!'
'Nah,' says the farmer. 'That couldn't have been my goat.
My goat was chained to a railway sleeper!'

Pop Goes My Heart

The pic "Bride "is by Marc Chagall and was shown in "Notting Hill" and it "depicts a yearning for something that's lost"


Now wat it really depicts is difficult to tell.

Does it mean that the bride is remembering that she loved smone else during her wedding..or is it that the guy remembers his love for the girl wen she is getting married??Or could it be that the guy who is playing the violin loves her,while the Bride is thinking about her lost love who is coming in her dreams now.

The picture also depicts the perfect situation when many guys are after the same girl..like in there's something about mary or even its Bollywood version:))I think Paresh Rawal would be the goat(He had a dog like name in the movie).And the girl is dreaming about Shahid Kapoor..while the notorious Suniel shetty have been caught in their own nets like a fish.And Akshay is like a mouse/rabbit at her feet.

The picture actually reminds me how the europeans have a niche for making all artist wrk seem like real art i.e. all the paintings in their museum be it of the slaves or of george 1,2,3,4,5,....which i hav no bloody idea,who the hell are they..it seems like perennial narcissism with themselves and their own civilization.They yearn to immortalize their own culture.But it does hold one lesson for us and that is that we should probably do the same for our monuments..
Now whats it about POP..

I love pop music.It keeps us in good spirits.And is not for frustated ppl who only like rock.You dont hav to do much to be a female popstar .Only a good face/nice curves would do.Else as my friend sayz "Curse of curves ..It follows where the Money is"With nice curves ,you can get all the money.


I love popcorn.It is the best thing to have happened to mankind.The sound and the Taste are awesome.Now those who have tasted Caramel Popcorn would yearn for even more of it.

And then wen u see sm nice chick ,Pop goes ones heart out.

Bt the only place where i donot understand Pop is in the song POP by NSync.You only can like the sort of lip noise made by timberlake.Bt the rest of the song is crap.Infact it figured in the VH1's poll of the songs which make little sense.Its like the song Hello by Lionel richie,which ppl say is romantic..Bt it is more of stalking..and the poor girl is blind so its harsh for her.



p.s.: The title has been taken from the OST's of the movie"Music and Lyrics"

Profiles

Now this is not meant in general to any specific person..But it should be read by all those who practise this or hate this..
I think that ppl shud actually put atleast their real names on orkut profiles and not some thing like what is really going on in your real lives..or even those stupid ones like "album updated ___name"(this 1 i really hate).It really gets bogging when one has to look at every profile in ones friends' list to see the person since the change of name has taken place.
a)I want that atleast the full name or even the first name should be minimum there in one's profile name.
b)Stop telling about the profile/album updates to every1 in the world..go get a life loser..no one wants to check ur profile..
c)Waise to i really am a fan of PDA's(public display of affections)..But i really mean it on the streets and in the subway and in the theatres..and not really on orkut..specially wen ppl put up their names as "I miss ya /i luv ya..blah blah blah.."

Now one thing which has really caught up between me and sm like minded friends(Actually i acquired this frm others and now sm others hav taken a cue frm me)..is to keep your scrap book clean(reduce them in number drastically) or infact clear of all the scraps.It just puts ur private life into public display..Waise it doesnt really matter to me if it gets public and there is nothing which isnt public abt me..bt i still wud like to say that i want my privacy at sm places..

Girls

She is sweet ..she is really amazing ..she is a hot chick..she is sexy...she has a tag of "catch me if u can"..she has attitude..she has style..she has grace

May i get all these girls..

Final Dayzzzz

Well the college has strted again..and I am happy that it finally did..Finally the final year..after the pseudo-final one (For dualites like me this is a nuisance ).Its nice to go to college once in a while..though u dont see many old faces since most who came along with me have left us.But I will get to see some one last time for sure this weekend at the convocation.

Its a lonely place these days since there are very few left amongst my species.And as usual the friends or the old good friends which seems a better word to describe them are the ones to spend the time with.what with all the ego tussles and misunderstandings here and there ..and losing sight of the others who cared either since u got really busy or the sense of direction just changed..or things just change..and nothing concrete is left to talk..And the emptiness in the hostel jst sinks in..As sm1 aptly put it for me "Its like being alone in a crowded room".Everyone talks about smthing bt u cant really relate to it.or any of it really..people smoking/drinking and socializing on the basis of it only.Bt its an adult choice besides it looked cool to me wen i was a child ..so i really cant blame them for picking it up..its just the style associated with it..

But change isnt necessarily bad..it can be good also.we jst resist it for the sake of our comfort and do not think of the endless possibilties it brings along with it.

Waise there is some hope wen u see those bright young freshers coming in..and seeing how their mothers really care for them("hai mera baccha ..kaise rahega yaha ..khana waana theek hai ki nahi..meri aakho ka tara..hostel to dekho kitna ganda hai..room saaf karte hai ..ya khud karne hote hai" and blah blah balh)..and its very awkward wen sm parents jst barge into the rooms withouth even knockin..its even more embarassing if its their mother..in a boyz hostel..give us a break..

5th year does bring its headaches though..bt we have so much time to handle them..that we long fr such headaches..The biggest of them all is we hav to learn how to kill time really..i hope i can meet this guy "Time" like in alice in wonderland the fat queen ordered to kill time..:))..or if it looked like the bodyless guru with only the borders there as in "Samay" of mahabharta..i will hav tough time to kill it..since my knife would go through him.. So i will be killing time in trying to kill time..Huh..

What with just 1 hr of monotonous drousy class everyday.But this mite be the first time that I will be actually awake through my classes for a change since all are late inthe afternoon..With many evictions and classroom embarrassments to my pathetic classroom record..This will be the golden period..

Another lost habit is checkin orkut conversations of other ppl..bt fr past sm time i hav been tryin to put up a show that i hav smthing in my life and i don reallly need orkut and stuff ..and i hav wrtiten also that orkut is a loser activity..so if i do it i will be contradicitng myself...well i hav done reasonably well in reducing my orkut usage and cheking conversations stuff to almost null..bt i still havnt got the hang of wat to do really in the now expanded vella time of mine..

So wat can one really do..prepare for cat..it is tough to study..and now in 5th year ..will be tough to talk me into it..bt as the peer pressure goes.mortals like me give in and screw money in all the coaching classes..

Hope as we know comes in various forms ..just wen u think that there are no girls here in the college(99% of girls are beautiful ..rest are in my coll)..u get the hang of all the babes that land up for the fashion courses(nift) at coaching..and also some for mba..and the only reason u can give for screwing ur mocks is tht ur attention gets diverted by seeing a new wave of girls at the test centres.only the last tiime there was one who ws amazingly cute..jst like "the wonder years" girl..Winnie Cooper..same face..same innocence..same eyes ..and just the same smile..the world stops as she speaks..like flowers flowing out of her mouth..and her hair flowing but a little out of place..and i made the (good) mistake if sitting on the same desk as hers..any guesses if i would like to screw another paper:)

Well this weekend there is a break from the mocks.so wil be seeing her next weekend only.

Besides ther are more things to do:: the final year project ...well well well ther is also our college fest to look forward to .hopefully this being my last time would be a gud one..and the only time wen chicks frm all of india come here to give a heart-flu.

Single and ready to Fumble

Now what do people do when they are single(or get single again)..
They either go to useless parties trying to hit on girls..like friendship day parties being held tomorrow:))
Or they get drunk..
or they just accept the fact tht this really cant be helped...and get really irritated wen ppl keep nagging them to tell how their gfs are and u dont really hav any smart answer to counter them..And the only comfort comes wen sm1 convinces u tht being single is cool and it takes of a lot of headache and heartache..Though we can really recount "shaadi na kare to bhi pachtaye aur kare to bhi"..so in tht sense its gud to be not single..
Then the drunk part can also explain the situations we see in the english movies where the single person goes ..and like a loser vents out his frustration in the bar.And then a girl gets senti ..and they both fumble.(*This incident is directly taken frm the hit series "Friends")

Sigmund Freud and Cocaine

Shivam: did u know tht sigmund freud was a cocaine addict
mayank: as a matter of fact.. i dont know who this person is !!
Shivam: and that his pshycho theroy is attributed to the effects cocaine had on him..
mayank: :( layman
Shivam: specially the sexual ones
sigmund freud ws the father of psycho anlysis
mayank: humm.. sounds interesting
Shivam: he is very famous for his theories and his interpretation of dreams.he said tht all feelings hav eventually sexual undertones/overtones sexual needs per se
mayank: humm..
Shivam: even feelings towards mother is sexual in sm kind.
mayank: fuck him !!!
Shivam: and tht we luk fr sm1 like our mother in our 1st gf/wife
mayank: abe sahi mein psycho hai be
Shivam: and he is the god of sexual theories in the west...
the most famous guy...and also tells that sex is the only thing we are born for
means everything is for the sex,by the sex, and from the sex
like democracy
:P

There is a famous book also seven percent solution smthing.
mayank: abe hadd charater tha be
Shivam: even asha raam bapu ka kabhi tune suna ho to ..woh bhi hamesha isi ki leta rehta tha
ki west isi bande ki wajeh se bigda tha
mayank: well .. ppl in west have time to think abut all these things.. india mein toh saari life .. basic necessities jugadne mein hi nikal jaati hai
Shivam: tabhi waha sex ke liye log kuch bhi kar lete hai
hehe
mayank: beside i've got no respect for asaram bapu.. *though its a diff thing that my bro-mom revere him
Shivam: even i dont repsect him..bt philosophy sunne mein maza to ata hi hia
anytime
Sent at 1:06 PM on Wednesday
mayank: never tried.. :)
fokat ki bakar
Shivam: mere ghar mein to chalta rehta hai...to sun hi lete hai
mayank: hehe..
Shivam: I think this conversation shud go onmy blog..wat say??
mayank: he is india's most famous stage artist
humm.. yeah sounds interesting
Shivam: waise mera cousin bhai..uski buks jo unke ghar pe aati hai
unko phaad ke fek deta hai
mayank: well maine ek do baar unki books padthi thi
Shivam: aur ghar pe kisi ko sunne nahi deta ye sab
mayank: he seems to be straight from RSS camp
samajhdar ladka hai
Shivam: never heard any RSS person speak;..
so ni idea..bt aisa hi kuchota hoga.
mayank: kabhi note karna.. he kinda dislikes muslims
Shivam: apne school mein bhi to tha. ek...rahul kwatra usne bhi to lagayi thi RSS ke lectures
in their tradinitnl shorts
mayank: abe bahut the be.. not just one
and they even used to get some money off from fee
for attending RSS shakha
Shivam: ohh fk ..isi liye attend karte honge ..
fr the money