My Secret Diary

Now i was looking for a rough copy last nite..wen i stumbled upon my first writings..Its actually my diary from the first year of IITDelhi..Well i first thought there ws no point reading it since I myself had written it but then I thought to myself why not..
One of of the interesting pieces was where i had written that my grades in IIT semester exams were inversely proportional to my efforts..Well it alwayz remained so even after that...and it very well mayb..
then there were tell-all tales of my umpteen visits with a couple of my friends in first year to Miranda House to meet our respective friends :P..and the time we were thrown out of the CCD at K-nags market since we had MacDonald's scoops with us...and the time i dint go to meet this friend when she was going one last time to save myself of all the heartbreak or anything...well i used to think that's the best option ..run,hide,dont talk,dont call,think of bad things about the person to get over stuff...
i never thought i wud remember all this except for this diary..
then there were tales about the raggin times ..how like vich senior i thought ws cool and which ones were gory (there were a couple whom I jst cudnt help getting afraid of..)
whhile reading it i also remembred the time when my roommates found out this diary and were reading it aloud to each other in my absence in first year..it was round about then that i buried it in one of my bags never to be read again...
well I read it and i dont think I have changed one bit in many senses...i am still the same one..uncluttered...frank...clear mind...and procastrinating stuff...I had written so many stuff i shud do while i ws in iit ..i had planned to do them in the first year itself(foreign language,guitar,dance, and what not)..bt it took me about 5 years to do most of them..and i am still a big time amateur if i can call that ....that's for my learning curve..

Infectious Greed..

Now the heading is copied from some blog..

forgeting that...lets concentrate on my life these dayz..hav been off drinking since last year's pool side party..(well it ws my first pool party...and none after that..) That is abouth 14 bloody months...Well now things are jst waiting for me to get sloshed once again..am missing paris..jst met a guy in office who was also in paris as an intern..started discussin all the stuff that used to happen there..and all the gals..and all the discos and drinks...

smbody please jst give me a job of bartender or McDonald guy in Paris..i wudnt complain....

.Welll how I got this heading..its all goin in my head...Watchin oil jump up and down...i jst feel..I jst wnt one good day..like George soros had in 1991 or like the black swan guy(Nassim Nicholas Taleb) had or like many traders have had jst one day of their lives..I jst want one gud day ..and I will quit ..and play safe...jst want to be a rogue trader till then..I havnt slept well in many dayz now..a lot is goin in my head..have been thinking a lot..and I jst need to clear it out...there is no job like trading ..bt then there is no place like Paris..and U knw wat the best thing wud be to have the love of my life in Paris with me with a Job of a trader...Now I am getting greedy...so I dont even knw wat kinda cr&^ I am dishing out..bt rite now i am listening to ...blah blahh..ballllahhh...disco lies moby

Nagraj,SuperCommandoDhruv and......

Well now the construction is over....lets get to the point..well ppl read comics even at the age of 28 ..I caught our IT guy reading these Super commando dhruv and nagraj special ..welll i jst remebred my dayz as a small boy..i loved them..initially i started out with chahca chaudhary and billu ...bt then i graduated to Raj comics ....initially i bought most of my comics..bt then my pocket started getting smaller...so had to get them on rent...then sub-lease it to my friends for a day..and tried to maximize the no of comics exchanged per comic i bought /rentd..

bending over backwards....

A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat.

(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's )

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

Female: Yep...me too feel the same..... (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.

Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now. ok?



Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!





I am listening to ..Moby Disco Lies rite now..must listen..

Veg vs Non-veg

Well this one is not about veg and non-vegetarian talks..
This is about the perennial problem the vegetarians have while going out with the non-vegetarians..and the bills are shared and equally split..lets face it...non-vegs alwayz eat more..their food is more expensive....so they alwayz get more value out of their money..

Well ..so I had to give a treat to my non-veg friend Sachi ..and she also has to give me..for all the job which we got...so we decided that let it be in a differnt way ..we both go out and have our kinds of food..and I 'll pay for her and she'll pay for me..she gains anytime u see..she has appetite..;)

Well ..I am listening to jon bon jovi' Blaze of Glory , I'll Be There For You , You Give Love a Bad Name , Keep The Faith , Living On A Prayer , wanted dead or alive and bed of roses these dayz...

Hole in my soul

I have been listening to Hole in my soul by Aerosmith now whole day long...sorry have been away for sometime..net wasnt working at home.bt am back now for good...
Well this one is related to the Axe effect thingie..I still am getting messages from the service..
SMS1: Axe Man..Its me Tanya...I jst heard gurls r going crazy for guyz wearing nu Axe Summer..hve u tried it! pls dnt baby..I dnt want other girls 2 give u their nos..
SMS 2: Tell me how u r doing..

Well i dnt know h0oow to reply to all this stuff...neither how to stop this service..pls if any of you gets to knw pls lemme knw..