Saturday, October 20, 2012

Swedish House Mafia - Save the world One Last time

So this year is turning up to be quiet a thing for me on the musical front. Attended David Guetta ( and a surprise visit by Akon) ..and now Swedish House Mafia's One Last Tour....and that too at Mahalakshmi Race Course..I think these guys are doing a super job by getting them in our very own Mumbai..
Kudos Nikhil Chinnappa and Submerge..Have been Nikhil's fan since around 10-12 years atleast!

This year has been awesome music wise, but the last was a bit of disaster as I got a couple of my teeth broken on Christmas party while dancing away in London..

People there are still tickets left....i dont need to say more!!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Satyameva Jayate : Just a review

Now I think this might seem a bit against the public sentiment, but had a little conversation after watching the latest Satyameva Jayate..comments are Welcome!!

1st Person: satyamev jayate is big crap
jst like news channel shows doing sting ops
bas use thoda decent bana diya hai
with aamir khan
sensationalize things

2nd Person: ok

1st Person: yes it exposes issues

2nd Person: so?

1st Person: nt there will be a change
itni cheezo pe news channel pe bhi aata hai
kabhi kuch hua to hai nhi
basically i am sceptical and cynical that ways
solution aayegi?
faltu TRP ke liya banaya gaya hai
i think
india news channel etc pe bhi to yahi sab aata rehta hai din bhar
its nt much different

2nd Person: tu itna senti kahe ko ho raha hai?

1st Person: abe log itna isko praise kar rahe hai isiliye

2nd Person: aamir khan thihnks that 3 idiots is not inspired by chetan bhagat's first novel 5 point someone
what do you think of him now?

1st Person: dint get u..
what are u trying to say

2nd Person: aamir khan is not god
but others are so bad that he looks like a god
he is much better than every one else
but others are so so bad
that's the only reason he's shining

1st Person: its ntt tht gr8..jst normal..

2nd Person: now chill

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Sachin's Appraisal(from someone's facebook)

Appraisal of Sachin Tendulkar!!!!

Dhoni - kya hal hai sachin

sachin - bas badiya sir , aap batao .

D - bas yar chal raha hai

S - aur bataiye

D - chalo yar , ab tum to intne senior aadmi ho , kar lete hain appraisal discuss

S - haan , vaise is bar to mene milestone bhi achieve ( mahashatak ) kar liya hai

D - haan vo to hai , par team ko fayda nahi hua na , team har gai aur vaise bhi kamjor team ke against kiya hai

S - mera goal to pura hua na sir ----

D - yar goal ka to esa hai ki , ab dekho goal aur attribute main kitna antar hai tumher ( goal -test main 51 shatak ) aur attribute ( one day main -49) ye antar nahi hona chahiye tha na .. dono par dhayan dena chahiye

S - hamm

D - onsite se bhi is bar feedback achha nahi hai

S - onsite se ?

D - haan , tum england se bich main hi lot aaye , jab team ko jarrorat thi aur australia main kuch khas nahi kiya

S - par main bimar ho gaya tha sir , england main .

D - yar hari bimari to sabke sath lagi rahti hai , tum jaise senior aadmi se ummed ki jati hai ki desh hit (Function hit) me kuch pain loge

S - ab kya bolu main , australia main to sab perform nahi kiye

D - yar ... ab tum kya apne aap ko manjo tiwari se comapre karoge .. kohli ko dekho.........kitan mast khela..

D- ab itna senior ho gaye to main expect karta hun ki thoda training vaining bhi doge team ko ? vo naya ladka .. kya nam hai yar uska .. haan dinda.. ashok dinda use thoda sikhao ?

S - Dinda ???? , are vo to fast bowler hai .. main ya sikhaun use

D- ab ye hi to problem hai yar .. tum details me ghus jate ho, induction plan bana hai.. use samja do .. kya hota hai fast bowling main .. daud ke aana hai gend patakni hai aur kya bas plan banao .. excel update karo .. ho gai training.

S - ...........silence.......

D - ab dekho ye goal hai relationship level contribution isme kya kiya

S - are kafi advt aur endoresement kiye hain mene

D- offo , yar vo to personal go gaya na .. tumhara hai vo to hame kya fayada company kokya fayda ..relationship level goal jaise fixing etc.

S - fixing ..

D - haan ab dekho tum khel kar (kam khatam kar ke) ghar nikal lete ho , last week hi ek deal final karni thi.. fix karna tha... tumhara phone not reachable . idhar chennai vale meri jan kha rahe the... hamne dal diya ki tum 10 run banaoge tumne us din 25 bana diye .. pata nahi kitne metrics bana ke dene pade muje justify karne ke liye..

S .....silence...

D- aur yar ye kya bal val badva liye hain .. thoda TCOC ka ddhayan rahko S - TCOC ?

D - had hai bhai 20 sal se kya kar rahe ho , Tata code of conduct .. ab mere kitne bade bal the tumeh pata hai.. mene bhi to katvaye hain .. ab is budape main tum kyo ye chhichora pan kar rahe ho

S - thik hai katva lunga..

D- aur koi release (sanyas) ka plan to nahi hai na ?

S- are nahi sir , ab itna kam karke (peak par pahunch ke) release thodi na lunga D- haan yar agar mood ho to pahle hi bata dena , curve us hisab se fit karna hoga D - achha , any thing from your side..

S -- BAND kya hoga mera ...

D - yar dekho main to apni taraf se best try kar raha hun par tumhe pata hai ki BAND to BCCI hi decide karti hai .. vo to pawar saab hi decide karenge...

Sunday, March 11, 2012

David Guetta : the god himself

David Guetta is god to me in Music..I was lucky to get a chance to see him play live music yesterday..the strobe lighting and the music was super fundoo..Have probably been never satisfied with anything so was made better by the special appearance of Akon..nice crowd and great, super awesome music..would want to write more..but words are not enough to cover him.

Thursday, January 26, 2012


This goes out to this special lady in my life called VJ..she is a star and a class apart..and I must say I have been impressed thoroughly..was not love at first sight but somehow destiny has conspired for us to get it has been all good till now..and I hope its a happily ever after as well..
Well I don't believe in numerology, but I do like numbers..simple facts..our DOB are march and June.both multiple of 3..our day of birth is 9 and 30 ..multiples of 3 again..i find her beautiful like Penelope cruz who was the youngest amongst her siblings and the third one like VJ..i nickname VJ as Viru which is nickname of Virendra Sehwag who is again the youngest and the third child of his parents..

Did I ever tell myself how lucky I am

I am from IITDelhi and we(IITians ) have a peculiar habit ..we are never satisfied ..and I speak with authority for most of our breed..The day we are born, we get this thing which we call in hindi as CHUL..we are restless..always going for the better thing( which is good in a way)..Grass is greener on the other side..we always see it green..i think there is some thing embedded in our eyes only..
anyways I came across this wonderful children's poem..."Did I ever tell you how lucky you are " or should I say "Did I ever tell myself how Lucky I am" goes out to all those unsatisfied people like me..:)
When I was quite young
and quite small for my size,
I met an old man in the desert of Drize.
And he sang me a song I will never forget.
At least, well, I haven’t forgotten it yet.
He sat in a terribly prickly place.
But he sang with a sunny sweet smile on his face.

When you think things are bad,
when you feel sour and blue,
when you start to get mad…
you should do what I do!
Just tell yourself, Duckie,
you’re really quite lucky!
Some people are much more…
oh, ever so much more…
oh, muchly much-much more
unlucky than you!
Be glad you don’t work on the Bunglebung Bridge
that they’re building across Boober Bay at Bumm Ridge.
It’s a troublesome world. All the people who’re in it
are troubled with troubles almost every minute.
You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot,
for the places and people you’re lucky you’re not!
Just suppose for example,
you lived in Ga-Zayt
and got caught in the traffic
on Zaty Highway Eight!
Or suppose,
just for instance,
you lived in Ga-Zair
with your bedroom up here
and your bathroom up THERE!
Suppose, just suppose, you were poor Herbie Hart,
who has taken his Throm-dim-bu-lator apart!
He never will get it together, I’m sure.
He never will know if the Gick or the Goor
fits into the Skrux or the Snux or the Snoor.
Yes, Duckie, you’re lucky you’re not Herbie Hart
who has taken his Throm-dim-bu-lator apart!
Think they work you too hard…?
Think of poor Ali Sard!
He has to mow grass in his uncle’s back yard
and it’s quick-growing grass
and it grows as he mows it.
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.
And all that his stingy old uncle will pay
for his shoving that mower around in the hay
is the piffulous pay of two Dooklas a day.
And Ali can’t live on such piffulous pay!
He has to paint flagpoles
on Sundays in Grooz.
How lucky you are
you don’t live in his shoes!
And poor Mr. Bix!
Every morning at six,
poor Mr. Bix has his Borfin to fix!
It doesn’t seem fair. It just doesn’t seem right,
but his Borfin just seems to go shlump every night.
It shlumps in a heap, sadly needing repair.
Bix figures it’s due to the local night air.
It takes him all day to un-shlump it.
And then…
the night air comes back
and it shlumps once again!
So don’t you feel blue. Don’t get down in the dumps.
You’re lucky you don’t have a Borfin with shlumps.
And, while we are at it, consider the Schlottz,
the Crumple-horn, Web-footed, Green-bearded Schlottz,
whose tail is entailed with un-solvable knots.
If he isn’t muchly
more worse off than you,
I’ll eat my umbrella.
That’s just what I’ll do.
And you’re lucky, indeed, you don’t ride a camel.
To ride on a camel, you sit on a wamel.
A wamel, you know, is a sort of a saddle
held on by a button that’s known as a faddle.
And, boy! If your old wamel-faddle gets loose,
I’m telling you, Duckie, you’re gone like a goose.
And poor Mr. Potter,
He has to cross t’s
and he has to dot i’s
in an I-and-T factory
out in Van Nuys!
Oh, the jobs people work at!
Out west, near Hawtch-Hawtch,
there’s a Hawtch-Hawtcher Bee-Watcher.
His job is to watch…
is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee.
A bee that is watched will work harder, you see.
Well…he watched and he watched.
But, in spite of his watch,
that bee didn’t work any harder. Not Mawtch.
So somebody said,
“Our old-bee-watching man
just isn’t bee-watching as hard as he can.
He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
The thing that we need
is a Bee-Watcher-Watcher!”
The Bee-Watcher-Watcher watched the Bee-Watcher.
He didn’t watch well. So another Hawtch-Hawtcher
had to come in as a Watch-Watcher-Watcher!
And today all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch
are watching on Watch-Watcher-Watchering-Watch,
Watch-Watching the Watcher who’s watching the bee.
You’re not a Hawtch-Watcher. You’re lucky, you see!
And how fortunate you’re not Professor de Breeze
who has spent the past thirty-two years, if you please,
Trying to teach Irish ducks how to read Jivvanese.
And think of the
poor puffing Poogle-Horn Players,
who have to parade
down the Poogle-Horn Stairs
every morning to wake up
the Prince of Poo-Boken.
It’s awful how often
their poogles get broken!
And, oh! Just suppose
you were poor Harry Haddow.
Try as he will
he can’t make any shadow!
He thinks that, perhaps, something’s wrong with his Gizz.
And I think that, by golly, there probably is.
And the Brothers Ba-zoo.
The poor Brothers Ba-zoo!
Suppose your hair grew
like theirs happened to do!
You think your unlucky…?
I’m telling you, Duckie,
some people are muchly,
oh, ever so muchly,
muchly more-more-more unlucky than you!
And suppose that you lived in that forest in France,
where the average young person just hasn’t a chance
to escape from the perilous pants-eating-plants!
But your pants are safe! you’re a fortunate guy.
And you ought to be shouting, “How lucky am I!”
And , speaking of plants,
you should be greatly glad-ish
you’re not Farmer Falkenberg’s
seventeenth radish.
And you’re so, so lucky
you’re not Gucky Gown,
who lives by himself
ninety miles out of town,
in the Ruins of Ronk.
Ronk is rather run-down.
And you’re so, so, So lucky
you’re not a left sock,
left behind by mistake
in the Kaverns of Krock!
Thank goodness for all of the things you are not!
Thank goodness you’re not something someone forgot,
and left all alone in some punkerish place
like a rusty tin coat hanger handing in space.
That’s why I say, “Duckie!
Don’t grumble! Don’t stew!
Some critters are much-much,
oh, ever so much-much,
so muchly much-much more unlucky than you!”
—Dr. Seuss

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Heart Broken

Heart Broken...For the first time in my life I have broken sm1's heart so badly and have had mine broken even more badly...I feel depressed...i am already having those symptoms....dont feel like doing a thing even...