Applicant form for Pakistan PM aspirant

This is taken frm today's Hindu..and I think is relevant (and cliche'd ) to every country's context..

the form asks applicant to chose from a list of reasons for applying :"to escape court trial;to make more money;to grossly misuse power;to serve the people[if u choose this ,attach certificate of sanity from a recognised,very well-known psychiatrist];don't know"

p.s.:more questions are welcome and u will get my vote if u stand for the PM's vote;)